Is There an Eternal Hellfire?

 

I’ll be your guide and you will follow me,
And I will lead you through a world of pain,
Where dead souls writhe in endless agony and clamor,
As they cry to die again.”
Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy

Is There an Eternal Hellfire?
The doctrine of an eternal Hell was around at the time when Italian Poet Alighieri wrote the poem as an allegory of human life in the form of a vision of the world beyond the grave, with the hope of converting an evil society to righteousness. The poem describes Dante’s imaginary journey through Hell, Purgatory, and Paradise-but is there really an ever-burning Hell?

Dante’s poem is not a correct reflection of the Holy Bible’s teaching on the fate of the wicked. As we will see in this article, the true biblical teaching is not of an ever-burning Hell, but rather annihilation, the Second Death, from which there will be no resurrection.

Before we begin, we must first ask these questions: What is Hell? Does it exist? For who was it created? Is it a physical place, and most importantly, is it infinite? What does the scripture teach about Hell? The Merriam Webster’s Dictionary defines Hell as, “a place of turmoil and destruction” while the Farlex Dictionary defines it as, “a state of separation from God, or a place of evil, misery, discord, and destruction.” How does the Bible describe Hell and how do we know it exists? (Matthew 5:30; 2 Peter 3:7; Malachi 4:1).

2 Thessalonians 1:9 describes Hell as a place of punishment; Matthew 25:30 a place of banishment; Mark 9:42, a place of fire and worms; Jude 1:13, a place of darkness; Revelation 20:10, a place of torment; Luke 16, a place of consciousness, thirst-a place without hope, unfulfilled desires, unanswered prayers; Matthew 25.30, a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth. There are various meanings of the word ‘hell’ used in these scriptures. In fact, the Bible speaks of three different types of hell.

In the Old Testament, the Hebrew word sheol is the same as the Greek hades in the New Testament, and refers to a place of the dead or the grave (Psalms 16:10; Acts 2:27; 1 Corinthians 15:55). The other Greek words are tartaroo and gehenna. Tartaroo, used once in the Bible, refers to the place where fallen angels or demons are restrained awaiting judgment (2 Peter 2:4). Gehenna refers to a valley just outside Jerusalem, and is derived from the Hebrew Ge-Hinnom, the Valley of Hinnom (Joshua 18:16). At the time of Jesus, it was a city dump, where garbage and other refuge were thrown and consumed by the fire.

It’s interesting to note that Jesus used this particular locale, and what usually occurred there, to help us understand the fate the wicked and unrepentant sinner will suffer in the future (Mark 9:47-48). This fiery punishment meant they will be consumed by the fire and not the eternal torment wrongly portrayed by Christianity throughout the ages. The text also referred to the worm that dieth not. However, the worm is not symbolic of sinners, but maggots among the garbage. No one is in Hell right now. Scriptures show that this Hellfire is to come (Daniel 12:1-12; John 5:25-29; 2 Peter 2:9; Revelation 20:13-15).

Various denominations have long held the view that Hell is an everlasting punishment based on Revelation 14:11, “…the smoke of their torment ascendeth up forever and ever;” Matthew 25:46, “…and these will go away into eternal punishment but the righteous into eternal life;” Revelation 20:10, “…the devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire…and they will be tormented day and night forever;” Isaiah 34:5-10, “…the streams thereof shall become burning pitch…the smoke thereof shall go up forever and ever;” and Jude 13, “…to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness forever.”

In all the passages above, the Greek word, aion translated ‘forever,’ does not mean eternity or infinity. Forever and ever simply means the object will continue to last as long as conditions permit-a limited time. The fire will burn until everything is consumed or destroyed.

Matthew 3:12; Mark 9:43; Luke 3:17; and Isaiah 34:10 speak of a fire that shall never be quenched. When we look at the Greek for unquenchable, we realize Jesus was simply saying that the fire will burn until the bodies of the wicked are consumed. An unquenched fire is one that has not been extinguished. It burns itself out when it consumes everything and has no more combustible material to keep it going. Ezekiel 20:47 speaks of fire that consumes entirely. In Jeremiah 17:27, Yahweh said he would kindle an unquenchable fire in Jerusalem. This was fulfilled in 2 Chronicles 36:19-21. Is Jerusalem still burning?

The following scriptures speak of eternal judgment: Jude 7, “…even as Sodom and Gomorrah and the cities about them…suffering the vengeance of eternal fire;” Mattthew 25:46, “…these shall go into everlasting punishment;” Matthew 25:41, “…depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire;” Hebrews 6:2, “…resurrection of the dead and of eternal judgment.”

In the above texts, the Greek for eternal is aionou, which means final and complete. Sodom and Gomorrah are not burning- they burnt to ash long ago (Matthew 11:23; 2 Peter 2:6). Eternal destruction means the consequence is eternal. Once you are burned up, you will not return (Psalms 104:35).
Is There an Eternal Hellfire?
Dr. Samuel Bachiocchi in his book, Advent Hope for Human Hopelessness says,

this can hardly mean that the wicked will be agonizing in the midst of inextinguishable fire.”

In Jonah 2:6, the prophet cried out while in the belly of the great fish,

I went down to the very roots of the mountains into the land whose gates lock shut forever.”

In this illustration, forever lasted only three days and three nights. In Philemon 15, Onesimus was received by Philemon
forever, but when he died he could no longer be a servant. Deuteronomy 15:17 speaks of a servant serving his master forever, but this forever ended with the death of the servant. 1 Chronicles 28:4 said David was to be king forever, but he ruled for 40 years.

The story about Lazarus in Luke 16 is baseless regarding everlasting punishment. Jesus was merely using a parable to explain the torment unrepentant sinners will experience before they are totally consumed by fire. The rich man was in hades (the grave) about to be thrown into the lake of fire.

Anti-annihilationists argue that in order to be fair there must be extremes for good and evil-everlasting life vs. everlasting punishment. However, Romans 6:23 destroys that argument: the wages of sin is death, the gift of God is eternal life (see John 3:16).

The Apostle John saw the vision of a new Heaven and a new Earth in Revelation 21, following the vision of the lake of fire in Revelation 20, where death and Hell were cast into the fire. Now, after all is burnt up and the Earth is renewed, where would that everlasting place of fire be? Notice Revelation 21, the New Jerusalem and God come down to Earth after sin, sinners, and the effects of sin, are destroyed.

It’s clear from the rest of scripture, that the final fate of the wicked is complete destruction. The unrighteous will be destroyed: Ezekiel 18:20; Psalms 37:38; Psalms 92.7; Psalms 145.20; Matthew 10:28; 1 Timothy 6:9; Proverbs 13:13; Philemon 3:19; 2 Thessalonians 1:9.

The wicked shall surely perish: Proverbs 9:19; Luke 13:3; 2 Thessalonians 2:10; 2 Pet. 2:12

The wicked shall be burned up: Malachi 4:1-3; Isaiah 33:12; Matthew 3:12; Matthew 13:30; Hebrews 6:8.

The wicked shall be consumed: Isaiah 1:28; Psalms 37:20.

The wicked will be devoured: Psalms 21:9; Hebrews 10:27; Revelation 20:9.

The unrighteous will be cut off: Psalms 37:2; Psalms 37:9; Psalms 37:22; Psalms 37:34; Proverbs 2:22; Obadiah 15-16.

This is what the Bible teaches: the unrighteous will receive their eternal punishment, not eternal punishing, they will be completely destroyed-annihilated. The question then is: will a loving God punish people forever in Hell? Why are so many willing to accept the idea that the God they worship and hold in high esteem would willingly inflict such punishment on a great multitude of people? How can such a belief go hand in hand with the Bible’s description of Yahweh, who is forever loving and merciful?

The Church of England’s Doctrine Commission 1995 report entitled, The Mystery of Salvation states,

Christians have professed appalling theologies, which made God into a sadistic monster. Hell is not eternal torment, but is the final and irrevocable choosing of that which is opposed to God, so completely and so absolutely, that the only end is total non-being.” (p. 199)

Remember the story of Noah and the flood. When God saw the bodies, He made a resolve that He would never again destroy the world by water but by fire instead.

Theologian John Wenham, an advocate for the annihilation doctrine wrote:

I believe that endless torment is a hideous and unscriptural doctrine, which has been a terrible burden on the mind of the church for many centuries and a terrible blot on her presentation of the gospel. I should indeed be happy, if before I die, I could help in sweeping it away.”

Editor’s note: This article was adapted from the winning speech at the annual Herbert W. Armstrong Memorial Speaking Competition, held by the Church of God International, Jamaica, at the Feast of Tabernacles in Ocho Rios, on October 3, 2007.

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  • en: @atrophic I've tried to figure out what she meant in her speach, but I can't find the slightest hint of logic in it. Or complete sentences. 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS TWEET DRUNK... OR REPULSIVELY 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: AND U FAG N DIKE ASS HOES DA MYSPACE IS MUSIC NOT PICS U DUMB FUKS BUT U WANNA SEE A G PLANE TRIP FA DA FK OF IT GO CHK LAME OR LISTEN BYTCH 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Pez, with or without a dispenser, are yummy. (via @chrislee) - couldn't agree more! 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Happy 4th of July! Whether you spend the day with friends, family, or relaxing by yourself--remember to give thanks for all your blessings. 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Should I really have to fight giant slugs for a beer or corn in my Brooklyn backyard? This isn't a monster movie from the fifties. 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Tired of the cost, the cough, the smell & the hell of smoking? Tired of being taxed (or is it pimped?) Let's DECLARE INDEPENDENCE! follow me 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @vegankitten yikes! was this before or after he was yelling "creamed corn"??? 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @lockjessmonster i miss youuu!! i need you to come back to jersey, or for someone to give me money to come see you in london! 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @Cheep_Tweeter And you dont have to either ;-) As long as its one or the other, everyones seems happy :D 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: going to try to DRONE app to see if I can fall asleep before 4am tonight. If that fails, there's Real Storms 2 I could download. or drugs 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: RT @TFLN: (415): No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love." 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: But keep the lemon juice on the smidgen side. Add more water or oil to make creamier for salad dressing or keep stiff for dip. 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: anyone from the northwest (WA, OR, Northern Cal.)) know of any decent liberal arts public universities? 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: will be on the computer for an hour more..kyian where r u???did u wanna do the skype now...let me know ..ill b on for another hour or so! 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @JonathanRKnight please get away the fireworks!!! hahaha or check a new underwear closet 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Word-of-the-Day: belvedere...a structure (as a cupola or a summerhouse) designed to command a view 07/04/09 05:48am
  • '>: >>> Roofing Portland 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @MerewichDaBitch does the venue sell them or only TM or LN? 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: i really wish i could have been at summerfest. too bad i dont live in wisconsin. or anywhere near there for that matter. 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: civilays politecal never taike pesifice position against 1 relujes al of them or non.sow (imagine a world withe out reloujes stait ) is the1 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @JawnMurray Bitch better recognize and don't ever go at Beyonce about lip-syncing again or ypu'll regret the consequences enjoy the show 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @fuzzytypewriter I thought it could do with a little trimming, maybe 20, 30 minutes or so. Really dragged in the middle. 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @JessicaSimpson Are you going to put out another country album, or any album...I love your music!!! 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @peterc ..or if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you ;-) 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @Allennaray09 haha u knw me soo well. Yea n i evn took benadryl or watevr n headache pill, i shuld be dead asleep 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: So i am going to do a video again hopefully soon any request on a song i should cover or just sing? 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @AshleyNilla ty for the heads up you wit at&t or t mobile 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @mattitudemom Many dont like him or pretend that they dont...I like him! Hes awesome...have u read his book? 07/04/09 05:48am
  • '>: http://tinyurl.com/kp3jp2 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: has options to pick. should i or should i not? hmm. 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Is wondering If north Korea meant the 4th Hawaii time or the 4th their time? Hmmmm 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: I'm tired. More of what I'm doing and of celeb gossip 2mirrow-or if I wake up again today, I'll post it then. Toodles! 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Laying off the vodka... Beer from here on out. At least for the next day or two 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: where is all the electricity going to come from for all obamas electric cars if we cant burn cool or use nuclear power? 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: That little girl is possessed! Who has been instructing her.She reminds me of 40 yr old woman! Or a porch monkey & especially a stage monkey 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Tired or just in a mood so we back off & after going our separate ways for about an hour its over with. Ugh i hate having the hic ups. But 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @DWslipsnhipsgrl or last names like the guys have... :) 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @GiggleBlaster Well, you just type '@' and the account name or on the right of the post, there should be an arrow to reply to the tweet. 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: @LordEarmuffs But I won't be stuck there for the rest of my life. There's Elon and my mom getting a new assignment (hopefully in Cali or Fl) 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: OMG!! A baby gecko is in the house!! I don't know where it went or how to catch it!! Don't want Banana to kill it!! 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: or he'd tweet im finna get off twitter just pray if you need me 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Young church in High Point, NC searching for Worship Pastor! For more info send @ reply or email search4worship@gmail.com 07/04/09 05:48am
  • en: Dipping my empanadas in some sort or sugar free splenda stuff is just Not the same. 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: @CodySperber Dude, do you have a #followfriday automated tool or what? You've been doing it ALL DAY LONG! 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: Drunk chillin if I ain't with u don't worry about what I'm doin or who I'm with. <3 bein me btw I'm single till I find someone great like me 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: We're going to Tennessee tomorrow, or later this morning to spend some time with the hubby's family. HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: I spent more than 6 hours today reading. I need a life. Or more books. 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: Santa cruzing. Or maybe that should be cruising. Cruz campo. Crux of the matter. Anti-matter. Antiquing. Santa cruz. 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: but fuck that shit... summer aint for that love shit.. its for that got 3 or 4 bitches in the club so u hiding shit 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: With Manny or without....Dodgers still rule 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: I gives a fuck who you think you is, or who you been seen with. Or how many goons you got, to me that don't mean shit. 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: Really? Really? Am I an ass or a fool? 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: @liamgallagher any chance of ever coming to Asia or more specifically India ? One helluva crowd is waiting for you here. :( 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: we @Toons....kinda lightweight poppin lol... or maybe we LIT 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: @heidimontag what do u mean eeeeeeekkkkk,like yay or boo??? i like miley cyrus!!! 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: "Your king Osama looks like a dirty wizard or a homeless Santa Claus." -i have to watch Br?no. But who is coming with me? (dramatic music) 07/04/09 05:47am
  • en: i feel ya, like they try n b what U want them to b to get ass. but once they get that or what they want they go back 2 normal mode lol ... 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: I think I might have Bi Polar.. Either that or I've been lacking sleep + Love sick. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: is going salmon fishing tomarrow at 4 am!!!! so i am going to bed yay ....or not so much lol 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Hell yea->RT @loserkid745 @prettyyella lol you started noticing yourself dancing & singing to songs a lil more than you normally do or what? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: I'll Make Your Restaurant More Profitable in 90 Days FLAT! - or You Owe Me NOTHING! – How is that for a Guarantee! http://tinyurl.com/oazu6k 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @Keirrra lol I hope she didn;t mean to STEP ON YOUR FACE. jeez I'd be raging if someone did that to me, accident or not :P 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: and we've hit the time of the night when 90% of the commercials are for Girls Gone Wild, or Lava Life. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @swackhap it's to recommend or 'pimp out' ppl who follow you who you recommend others follow 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Okaaay. My sister is being a psycho today. Apparently I ruined her life or something. Hormones. I am never having kids. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: A Close-Up on Apple DisplaysTechNewsWorldAre the displays just cool eye candy designed to look nice next to a new MacBook Pro? Or is ther.. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • nl: @Jasmine_woo_woo You pretti. Are you a woof woof or a doggeh? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @mektastic I'd probably just ignore or block them. Good person I am not? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: "Substantiate or suffocate"- Robert Langdon. That seems to be crux of current world events. Too bad we all can't just BE. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Hmm... I was born in Canada and spent a part of my childhood there, yet neither me or my parents have ever had poutine! 07/04/09 04:27am
  • it: Error! Query instrument or run failure: No data transferred from IL20 for 090703_IL20_3272 in /staging/IL20/incoming/090703_IL20_3272 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: I can't use ubertwitter anymore! or msn. my bb internet is off T_T pulsa tinggal 4rb 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @householdhacker pepsi or coke ? and why ? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @jonesville: So, did they play your song again on the radio in Nashville for the Download or Delete contest? If so, did you win? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: TBDcast 009: What if I told you it was a roving gang of whores? Online now, get it via iTunes or TBDcast.com #TBDcast tbdcast.com/forum 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Twitter, where else to learn of famous drivers eating @ places like Chili's & Olive Garden or daughters @ Disney instead of Dad's race. Life 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Ahhh, back on twitterberry. It works! My phone isn't crashing or taking five minutes to do anything! 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: i want a monster or vitamin water with ciggies. :) 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: my neck hurts, it feels as if a tiny samurai is chopping some veins or something. i wonder how that happens.... 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Just saw Hangover. It was funny but not amazing or overly unique in script or storyline. Expected a bit after hearing the buzz about it 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Is startin a new twitter trend #weirdtext If you get a weird or awkward soundin text message tweet it, putting the person's name is optional 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @letoyaluckett You better be outta charlotte by 7:30 or your going to catch a ATL i75 / i20 flash back. That i77 and i85 is just as bad 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @brad_fidler or....futurism of the past? (Is that even a thing?) #thewrathofgenghiskhan 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @roxinator you guys did a nice job tonight! I caught the last 25 or so minutes. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @elwoood Or I can just steal your glasses. If an axe monkey knocks on your door tonight... 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: You know it's bad when teachers ask for your Facebook and/or Twitter -.- 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @mileycyrus are you watching the original or remake? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @steveagee What kind of car or Tab car? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Definitely realizing the whole club scene is definitely not me ~ or not this type! Feel more comfortable around my fellow weirdos! 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: RT @disorderly: For most prurient literary debate (or most literary prurient one), follow @barryeisler and @VictoriaDahl. [I blame Victoria] 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: black or purple nail polish....such a had decision 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: haha random texts from matt or melissa is messing with mee lol haha no onee will get this except for herr confused why he would text me? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @RickStrahl Exactly. Are you developing for them, or you? Thanks for the reminder! 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @brii_renee is tht a yea to me or u coo 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @ohsnapsitsjanet oh am i hurting #moonfruits feelings or am i really hurting yours?? hmm. HAHAHA! 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: when creeps follow you or when ya foot takes a nap? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @porkrind sound like you should own a franchise. Or be a silent partner (due to waffles in mouth). 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: No Kiddin this guy, PUSSY and an Ignorant one to boot but I will not say much he is one that like press bad or good it gets him in the light 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: happy 4th of july!!! lmfao i am saying this at 1230 in the fucking morning lol sleep arounf 130 or soo 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Sleeping while GOP governors resign or admit affairs makes for confusing mornings. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Will be in Homer, AK tomorrow for the 4th. Anything special we should see or do while we're there? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Aparently it's not just people I can't tell apart in movies. How are you supposed to know which big metal robots are good or evil? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Retweeting @exjetsguy: RT @Bowen12 @exjetsguy have the dr. bring down your dosage, or else you'll see Dwayne Schintzus doing the macaran ... 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @mileycyrus pleaseeeeeee r u ever gonna come to Canada, it seems like u hate us or something! Cmon pleasseee !!!! We love u hereeeeeeeee 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @Bighomieluck WOW!!!! Like rockin rickin????? Or poppin rockin???? LOL! 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: About to dive into a book I picked up for $.99 in GA called "Jesus, the Great Debate." Could be interesting or at least help me fall asleep. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @geeksdreamgirl Spyware, overloaded OS or just plain dust. A faulty part could be it as well. Hope it pulls through. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: i LOVE the smell of fireworks. mmmm, burning embers in my lungs. wait...i feel like those should be Hawthorne Heights lyrics or something 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @willow1014 No, but you are wether you know it or not, get educated, don’t medal in what you don’t understand. asking ? is best 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: The Essential Michael Jackson .. $ 128. http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/47 or RT + $buy @twitty_test03 Sat 9:57am 07/04/09 04:27am
  • '>: An alien race that has yet to discover the percussion instrument, or rhythm. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • '>: ckight@ameriplan.net 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: If you plan on coming to the lake please bring a tiki torch or some source of light. U do not understand how important this is 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @Somaya_Reece WHATS THE BIG CHANGE?U OR THE MUSIC OR DISTRUBUTION.THATS WAT I MEANT.MS INSPECTOR GADGET.LOL 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Coleman Free Standing Tent Fan Coleman Free Standing Tent .. $ 143. http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/25 or RT + $buy @v_dashgo Sat 9:57am 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: one year off to L.A and out of Brazil .I don't kno if it sound nice or if I must be scared with this situation ... 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @rockin_robins see I knew I always liked you better. Btw, once my ankle's better we should do dinner or a movie or something. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • ko: @nongwoo 불여우에서도 새로 고침이 좀 불편해서 저 07/04/09 04:27am
  • '>: : ( 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @ ocdchick fever like flu? or nausea virus? or other? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Let's play "homeless" or "hopeless," can you spot the hipster? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Switching or moving you web hosting to another provider? Is the new provider any good? http://www.webhostinggalore.com 07/04/09 04:27am
  • eo: HP Pavilion (New) HP Pavilion G60-230US 16.0-Inch La.. $ 250. http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/4 or RT + $buy @karthik_dashgo Sat 9:57am 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: yay ihts the fouth or july ppl:]]hehe 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @heydeebee stop what!? i didnt do anything.(or did i?) 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @HurricaneHelms Madonna or Bono would be my closest guess for 2nd. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Test product Chair.. $ 695. http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/11 or RT + $buy @baskar_dashgo Sat 9:57am 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Source for natural (no pesticides or fertilizer on pastures for at least 10 years) grass fed beef: brokenbowranch.net by the lb or side 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @Willie_Day26 what about bipolar ? that song is SICKKK man but if i had to choose i wuld say ur heels or so good . 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @rajarshiray Oh man... it's crazy !! How is Delhi? Settled down completely or missing Mumbai and Hyd? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Are you sick and tired of either getting NO traffic, or paying out the nose for it??http://adjix.com/fmun 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @FadedGal Trevor Guthrie or .....? lol you told me not to say the name on here! 07/04/09 04:27am
  • '>: ........ lmao wish i could of seen thhat XD 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @marcyj: (see below) going to bed until I finish writing the new version, so I'll either stay up all night, or you'll have it in your inbox. 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @smosh is black barry pay as you go or monthly? 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: RT @GregMitch: Palin says quit after 4 of her kids said "yes" & the other said "hell yeah." Meaning baby Trig voted? Or just a 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @MAGNUM86 shit truthfully either chuckchansi for mos bday or twist 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: @CarissaBeam I really want one now....we'll have to have a party or something and make them 07/04/09 04:27am
  • en: Thinking of going to Supanove for 1st time. Will the kids have fun or will it they pester me to buy lots of junk? 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: @ xobrigidbabyxo ohh well at least it wasnt a broken neck or somethin serious... 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: @tehseano in your themes, which files are you editing to change the # of screens? from 3 to 5, or, 7 to 4, for example? 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: @prettyyella lol you started noticing yourself dancing & singing to songs a lil more than you normally do or what?? 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: With telescopes, size matters. "Hey, is that a 31" telescope in your pocket, or..." 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson: coincidence or suicide pact? Regardless, I'm glad they're my founding fathers. 07/04/09 04:26am
  • '>: So I Can Make My Own. :/ I Had 15 Dollars But I Spent It Dx Dx 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: Is outside on the porch chillin with my boys...hit me up or follow me http://myloc.me/7sEL 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: i want to see bruno so much that if i don't win the competition i'll probably murder whoever does.. or bribe them to take me along :) @grum 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: each year LM firework show gets less and less :( or maybe im just too old 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: @Mcr_sara_Patd idk probably coz a lot of ppl r speeding coz theyre going to vacations or coz a lot of ppl r probably drunk tonight 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: still contemplating whether not to skip class or not. damn date guy! asking for a date at the wrong time! 07/04/09 04:26am
  • en: @PinkMignon I luv yoga Sahvon!!! Not sure if U remember me or not. I went 2 McMain w/ Teneha. I take Bikram yoga classes. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Alright, I really wish The 4th Of July was a year round holiday or something. Fireworks are just too beautiful. x 07/04/09 03:28am
  • it: Prosciutto and arugala pizza at seaside. Now we swim or splode. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @30SECONDSTOMARS RT'hardcore'is one way of putting it-I am not sure,but am thinking that some people really do live 4moment or in moment??:l 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: I don't like to keep up with the time. It goes on with or without you. Enjoy your life and shut the fuck up. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: I can't decide if Craig as Darken Rahl is shamelessly erotic or shamefully sexual. I can't stop thinking about the guy like he's my brother! 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @McCainBlogette don't confuse followers with fans or believers.....just sayin. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Are you incredibly beautiful, or is it just that you have syphilis? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Lucky Charms are callin'... or maybe a nice sammich. Mmmm... ;-) 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: i have a thing for musicians..Joe,Trace,Archie,woobin,does chuck or nate play anything? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @xomika16 I'll send him a DM & ask. Can't make any promises b/c he doesn't follow my personal Twitter page or other ppl I asked him to! :) 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: shuld i go to junior prom??...or wait till senior year?? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @RussianBombShll it's never easy. Was it a bad relationship or did someone pass on? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Ok what can one more hurt right!?!....or two 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @damanlovett yay! I luv makin peeps smile! Thanks for the follow!! Or r u drunk w the inlaw? Oh well - either way!! ;-) 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Finished the 4th one at 0437hours. Slept at 0500hours++ and... was it the SMS or that damn hammerings that woke me up? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Omfg hearing people that have no credentials or legitimate supporting details for their theories talk about what killed mj is annoying! STFD 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @little_LI I usually go back any time I have a few days off or something awesome is happening. HOPEFULLY I move back soon! 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: unpopular. you know how you feel stuck inside of a bubble of friends an/or social class of people and you are just dying to expand. me now 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Sarah Palin quitting with 18 months to go is a little fishy to me. Was it me or was her press conference incoherent? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: RT @jawar: What question would you like to ask? I may have an answer or maybe not. :-) 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Come see us in Woodland Hills for a free cookie or drink with purchase at the Valley Cultural Center’s Concert in the Park on the 4th 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: color me confused.watched palin's speech twice and still don't get it, or her. what's wrong with putting your head down and doing your job? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: My thoughts exactly RT @BGyss was Sarah Palin caught drinking blood from a chalice made from a skull or something while I was out for lunch? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: I may or may not have just sent a somewhat suggestive text to my 70 year old Roman Art professor, meant for someone else. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • - Earl Nightingale: 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Get Your Real Estate License at Real Estate Express! 100% Online Courses. Visit http://cli.gs/T84qtd or tweet questions to @ExpressSupport 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: at homeee on the computer... updating the iPod. im not sure if i should go tomorrow to claras where chris will be or to macmac and chel 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @dannyson1 Oh...! You participated in the webcomic project :O) I appreciate that! If you are willing to post a link or two let me know 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Cakes are more fun with friends. Or Bruddahs. :) 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: it can't be possible for u to be that dumb! : or can it ? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: If you love 'peddling' crappy e books, affiliate marketing or clickbank products DOn'T watch this 1 min video NOW.http://budurl.com/k9gc 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: No, I actually can't follow anyone else . . . until my numbers are more even . . . or until I delete Perez Hilton or some others . . . damn. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: why're people so dramatic and paranoid? cause they don't wanna lose you? or just cause they're stupid fucking assholes.. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: RT @LoveMyPoodles: Don't set off fireworks if you really love pets! -- Or your fingers, for that matter! 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Re: Palin: Either big news coming down the pike or she's resigning to prevent said big news from coming out 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @mags2626 I have won nada! There are like 7 more days or so! I hope something comes thru! I've been annoying all my peoples with it LoL 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @fezmonger Are you filling backorders or just using up the materials you had left from the older designs? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: my lil sis just told me that i couldn't watch twilight again until next week! so does that mean sun(morn) or monday? im thinking sunday 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @ana_laura_g hey sorry tell you but that translation is kinda bad :S...I'm guessing they used like google translate or something :S 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: anyone know of any festivals or celebrations going down in Vancouver/Walnut Grove/ Abbotsford/ Langley/ Ft Langley next weekend? Beuller? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: wtf, why are all these slutbag twitterbots following me? I have at least 3 or 4 randomly following me 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @allyypop that's real lol good ones come once in a green moon or us it blue moon??? Lol 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: trying to decide if i want to try to write. or just stop thinking for a minute 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Fuck, I need a hug or something. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: http://twitpic.com/98am0 - Party 'green'! Or orange, or blue.... 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: pondering a burque, l.a., sunnyvale, SF, portland, olympia, seattle trip in august, or maybe the other way and virginia, NYC, boston, Vm... 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @Poshy The only place I know in SF where you can have your choice of great Mexican, jukebox snoop dogg, and/or live mariachis. Bon appetit. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: lookin for a "king of beat" or something....on twitter 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @TTobie2 can be found at any radio shack or best buy. Prolly walmart too. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • eo: @DryerBuzz TV or radio? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: If you love 'peddling' crappy e books, affiliate marketing or clickbank products DON'T watch this 1 min video NOW. http://budurl.com/k9gc 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @swanlight jk but was it liam? Or was it Kate and luke? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @luchalibrarian hee I dunno why its called pvr in canada but we can set up a show name and it'll just tape all the new episodes or any show 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Cory is in love with a stripper whose specialty is #moonfruit on the rockss, or the sheets(; 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Migraine. No one talk to me for the next hour. The only known cures are sleep or the guillotine. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Gulf If you need help or consider doing this, would love to assist in helping make it happen! If it is done during November sweeps 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Now maybe I'll call or write you a letter. Well, maybe we'll see on the 4th of July. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: or Maybe not... 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Getting ready to cook, should I make Lemon Pepper Chicken or Grilled Chicken? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Is sarah palin really just part of yet another cheap trashy soap opera trash reality show or what? Really, what channel is it on? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @mrdaveyd Please don't be right about Palin. She seems the type to lead a moral crusade. Not what the US needs. Now. Or ever. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: gots me a madd headache... either that or the rest of my body is hurting and my head is healthy as it can be... which is it??... reversed! 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @Beaukat I see. Is this a request to join thing or am I allowed in? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: I NEED TO CREATE SOMETHING. I want to paint. Or draw. But I have no idea what I want to do. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Thinks xiaxue twit too much tsktsk. Haha. Not saying it's bad or anything. And no, I am not one her fans. Just reads her blog. (: 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @isewcute - or a very big bathroom with a double sink! :O) 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @ThickNsweetGal u said mase on I need a girl rmx is dat to @songzyuup I need a girl or that old @iamdiddy shit? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: i always kind of thought by the way elepant acts he was a govt spy jk...elephant or ellie as i call him is my guinea pig 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: .@emmett_c do not mention that devil band's name to me! No band or artist, not even David Bowie, can compare to The Beatles' greatness! 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @Vanessa_Marcil Palin may or may not go for it in 12, but she's tired of all of the attacks on her family and the baseless "ethics" attacks 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: My whole point is that they're changing, whether they realize it or not. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • pt: @jecalixto hahahaha aquelas bem chatas com os famosos n?. depois fala de mim ot?ria! ai te amo. or vamos no kaskade o/ or nem 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: I'm currently reading five books. I can't tell if that's sad or stupid. But it does prove my ADD. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. "Jean Paul Getty" 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @ThugRockStar it definitely doesn't i gain like 1 or 2 followers from it..im not participating next fri..its too much 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @napalm84 can u send em 2 me? like email or aim? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @Bcrockerii got cha... cuz we dont have shit planned! was kinda countin on yall to have a party or somethin! 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @TheBGates i got fam in g'ville & used to pass thru gaffney on my way 2 boone...probably somebody is bored or just is crazy 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @henryharper is that TiVo issue hardware or software? Is it an HR10-250? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @MyLifesAFlic @blktraV whether it's in New Haven or Iowa...that sh** is goin down! For sure 07/04/09 03:28am
  • : http://www.kh.rim.or.jp/~tow/ 07/04/09 03:28am
  • pt: @gabicontrera vai dormir gomaaaaaaaaaa! or 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @TimbrePitch "Jesus and Mary Chain! That's where your precious Echo & the Bunnymen left off!" Or something like that. 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Wondering if Medical marijuana is passed Federally, does this mean that Medicaid or medicare would have to pay it's usage? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: In Europe please call -email your MP to learn what he or she is doing to support the Iranian regime #iranelection 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Dares to ask the question: are we human? Or are we a really really really dumb song? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Dancing Toy Dancing baby will keep your face Smile al.. $ 80. http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/44 or RT + $buy @twitty_vendu02 Sat 8:58am 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: http://twitpic.com/98ak7 - should i turn right, or turn left? which way to your heart? 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @StevieWonder4 u comin down for the 4th or u out grinding 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: and what hurts the most, is knowing that i'm still awake hoping for a change of mind... or maybe a change of heart... 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: @MatthewGentry this weekend would be awesome! Let's BBQ or something... 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: UPN Line trains traveling inbound to Chicago and outbound trains traveling to Waukegan or Kenosha may be 10 to 15 min late due to heavy psn 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: tweet_testing_one-tiger test.. $ 55. http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/20 or RT + $buy @twitty_test02 Sat 8:58am 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: Just watched Transformers 2...humm It wasn't better or worse than the last and it was filled to the brim with action... i liked ^^ 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: UPN Line trains traveling inbound to Chicago and outbound trains traveling to Waukegan or Kenosha may be 10 to 15 min late due to heavy psn 07/04/09 03:28am
  • '>: What's that? Just me? Thought so. x-P 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: I am so Frustrated with this whole love thing. I wonder if he really means what he says..... Or is he just sayin what he thinks I wanna hear 07/04/09 03:28am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/l8w436 -Will show you exactly what to do, you will be up and running within hours, not next week or month,NOW! 07/04/09 12:34am
  • en: Spent the day contemplating whether going to Sicily or attending an interview for the Apprentice 6 :-/ 07/04/09 12:34am
  • en: @TisDN You said one more or one less. 07/04/09 12:34am
  • en: @pandabearblues oh just remembered you were either replying to @nickjonas or @jonaskevin. 07/04/09 12:34am
  • en: @tiaperfecto i know! Lindsay Lohan or those girls from The Hills would've been better. I MISS GOSSIP GIRL! 07/04/09 12:34am
  • en: @musthandle they're the best ones aren't they, or at least the most fun to ponder :-) 07/03/09 12:11pm
  • en: Having good hair day today and feeling really good, going out to Borders soon. Maybe find an interesting book, or watch Ice Age 3? 07/03/09 12:11pm
  • en: Is she really that beautifull or is it jus her "plane bitch" outfit? Either way, i like it :p 07/03/09 12:11pm
  • en: My inner child like to threaten to, or maybe its a promise to an old friend who must be genius to know such whispers, let go to jail togethe 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @mimibadass NO DOUBT TOTALLY AGREE WIT U, GOTTA FOCUS ON DOING NASTY SHYT DURING NASTY TYME FUCK PLAYING AROUND WIT A PHONE OR A COMP LOL 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: Hey @PhillyD Everyone refresh!!! or hit F5 (PhilipDeFranco live > http://ustre.am/3MFz) 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @Rod_C4 nuvo and rose' prolly or some hard shit..it don't matter 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @DanielleJarosz he might have seen you before lol. So is he cool or is he a creep? Lol 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: just t over watchin with sita sings blues..dn knw what to say or comment about it.had a funny feelin after the movie gt over 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @Wudruff I don't get it...were they fake prostitutes (?) or just 'dressed down' ladies? In which case that doesn't make them prostitutes?! 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: Is nervous and excited, can't decided between cocky or confident!! Both have they're Advantages :) 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @riceagain hoping for a light typhoon season...or at least typhoons only on the weekend 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: I can't feel my legs, or toes !!!!! 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @thetazzytay or u can go on my myspace 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: Dear Utah people, I just bought 6 tix to the 12.10 HP at the Provo mall! Call or txt me and give me moneys if you want one!! 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @BrandiNicol3 believe it or not-quite a few of my followerers are people that actually know me. plus a lotta folks RT wut i be saying 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @lovelyhulahips needs you to be strong and provide for her. So just bloody well pull it together! NO MAN IS WORTH YOUR TEARS OR HEARTACHE! 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: In the past, exploring a city or even your own backyard is such a tedious task of reading paper maps, and using .. http://tinyurl.com/ldrwxy 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @Peterpanohno Yes but if you or I tried to sell something modern as an antique we might be prosecuted. What about Ebay? Too big for UK law? 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: I often crave for stuff like gadgets, jewelry, clothes, and even shoes. I probably end up using them once or twi.. http://tinyurl.com/lhcmh5 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @tt_marie whoa, where did these messages come from? good thing i was browsing your tweets or else i'd never have found this. TERRA!-wat up? 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @iamYO SAD THING IS...ALL OF THAT WAS ME...OR ME AND MY FAM. LOL 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: writersjobs: NY #writing #jobs Funny Writers-Team Writer: Come in and contribute a lot or a little. Help put.. http://ti http://url4.eu/3LXA 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: hmm when i start talking about sales or shopping, remind that i don't need it. kbyethanks. 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: should i lay down or bring up more Michael Jackson issues to rest? 07/03/09 07:25am
  • '>: Ima spam ya w/my frenchness if ya don't talk;D 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: difficult times call for drastic measures... i applied to like 15 internships and like 6 or 7 scholarships in one day. badass. 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: is off down burnley to get johns birthday prezi thinking either a phone or satnav, whichever i get im sure ill get the wrong one!!xx 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: for some reason, i can'ty give u guys pictures of me or a beautiful picture of my pet cat. 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @JEmmanuel is that your real reason or is she just not showing enough skin, heehee! 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: Nobody answers the phone, trying to decide if I shld walk the rest of the way home or just be content where I am where there is lights..... 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @myzerowaste no diff to reading a paper or flicking on a radio/tv to watch the news, surely... 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: @ufosownarizzle thats kool. im sad i missed it. so y is it tht yu can reply to a twitter quicker then yu can a txt or aim?? lol just curious 07/03/09 07:25am
  • en: not tired. somebody text me or lets hang out later? 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: 3:20am and sleep will not come! Why am I always lying awake on these hot summer nights by myself? Why can't I be up with friends or men? 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @jephjacques I don't mind if they are out at 12 am or 12 pm on Friday. I love your art! 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: RT @jeanettejoy: ♥ RT @michaelbathurst Time is so very precious. Don't waste a second in anger or regret. Focus on a life that is rich i ... 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Nevamind can't sleep one of my fav movies on tbs! Scream 2! Ima be up all night or to diz go off. Luv da Scream trilogy. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @jakeofficial preach it! haha... put @blakeshelton in his place or whoever that was geared for... :) 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @Oddriana_RutRoh No, it woulda been TMI if you'd said what color it was and whether it was chunky or smooth. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • '>: I wanna share the happy feeling with uguys(^_-)-☆ 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @danielakenzie if you guys bring the costumes, I'll take the pics. er...or something. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: #followfriday RT @greatscottfilms There's a penis doodle on my the cover of my book, truly, height of maturity. Am I 21 or 12? You tell me. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: wew. haven't been online for days or weeks =)) got busy. Enjoy kasi sa OJT eh. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: I'm on #JamLegend, check it out at http://www.jamlegend.com or view my profile http://is.gd/1mahX 07/03/09 07:24am
  • sv: magnum, lex, or vett who gonna win 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @djprefect either that or a subset of that 15% is malfunctioning as a result of prolonged exposure to a seriously intolerable environment. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @skeletonelle Now idk which pic is cuter.... this machete pic or your kitchen work pic... hmmm. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @EricVespe original or american-ized? is that a -type word? either way, it looks cooler the way i used it AMERICA F-YEAH *pumps fist in air* 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Any Saints predictions today? Will they make it thru the day or not? 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Complete meltdown. It's time for something to change, or time to remove someone from my life. Probably the later. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @MileyDawson Hey!!! who is this guy??? curios... whats his name!!! send a youtube msg or something - need all the deets ;) 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @Flicka87 i could go out & get free perks @some clubs but MEH. wish i was there 2 watch clueless or bring it on with u like the old days lol 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @RincewindTVD - yes 25/24. The limit has been advertised as 30... which it sort of was a month or two back when time wasn't an issue. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: hmm when i start talking about sales or shopping, remind that i don't it. kbyethanks. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Hotels in Accra, Ghana are 3x as expensive as in Guangzhou, China. So, Accra needs more hotels. Start one, Ghanaians! Or 2, 3, 12, 37!! 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Maybe Thrillbilly Billy Ray Cyrus will buy Alan Jackson's place for Miley or is that the other way around? 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Studio 54 or laroice?? Full stomach I really wanna sleep! But hey.... 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: is today national lolliepop Day or something? Cuz uh i randomly got given 6 lolliepops in one afternoon. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: $200 Free Roll Friday, July 3rd at Buffalo Joes in Dallas at 10pm!!!!! Always free to play. Sign up in person or at www.ahlpoker.com today! 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Follow @whperfection for a chance to win one of 8 $25 gift cards or a Nintendo Wii! http://tinyurl.com/ragcyq 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @LindsayChambers Thanks, it's my little "Mini Me" (my son). Of course that would make me love my avatar to. Is that egomaniac or what? LOL 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Wrong must be wrong for everyone or they wouldn't try so hard to hush it up and hide it! Obama knows he is not American! He hides his birth 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @brennanhillard yahh I think I'd die haha. So did you like literally just move today? Or what? Haha. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @johncmayer the one cheek sneak! 1/2 oz. Gin or Vodka 1/4 oz. Mezcal tequila 1/4 oz.Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz. Kaluha 1/2 oz.Amaretto:) #drinkme 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: RT @kat107 DEAL OR NO DEAL CONTESTANTS:dont just go on a gameshow without questions 2 prove your thick, applaud the opening of a box also 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @MikeCampbe11 dude seriously its the most horrible movie and I don't know where the remote is or how to change the chnnel 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: give me cooked eggs or give me death. i doubt that's what the patriots intended when that sentiment first got uttered, but it applies! 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: I have decided to become the first lemur on the moon. Can I get a flight from Luton, or do I have to go to Heathrow? 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Demi is playing my Ds!Or is that Ashley Tisdale. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @kursed I'd say beauty is in the eye of the beholder :P Mac or no mac 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @drdrew bring your computer to a lisenced tech! or just reinstall your operatin system altogether. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @MOJOJONO English please?! ... =P I'm assuming you're talking about the stock market, perhaps. Or at least 50% of your tweet? 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Lots of raw ingredients; hardly anything processed except soy milk, chocolate. Never corn syrup or HFCS. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: PETA is upset over the bees at PETCO Park in SD. PETA, would you rather have a swarm of bees around SD or a player die of bee allergies? 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: sitting on my couch with my laptop tweetering.. (is tat a word or did i just make up a new one?) 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @PatriciaKaulitz Hiya! Just encase i'm not like online or somethin. :) You can send me a message via here or ya know. haha 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Which Would You Give Up: TV, Cell, or Web? 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @Xuff For now you could use iDisk or Dropbox to sync them, that's what I am doing: http://is.gd/1maiW 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: RT @DarnellWright: #2bereal The Knicks SUCK and will continue until they get a Magic Wand or Bury a Horse Shoe under Madison Square Garden. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • it: do you say data is or data are? vote on info@grammartogo.co.uk 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @kat107 DEAL OR NO DEAL CONTESTANTS:dont just go on a gameshow without questions 2 prove your thick, applaud the opening of a box also 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: of work! but only if i go pale or throw up or something. i love you nurofen i can always count on you. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: RT: @rainnwilson: "are u a squirrel, or u just like my nuts!? Whaaaaaa!" #catchphrase 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @elo_dit Heyya :) I've been soo busy lately, i haven't spoken to you or been on msn! :( 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Granola, our 12 year old cat, has been missing for over 48 hours - she never leaves for more than 2 or 3 hours. We love u Nolie. Come Home. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @JackAllTimeLow fruit loops or apple jacks? srsly. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: RT @KateArnoldHands No matter how far down the wrong path you've traveled, you can always turn around, or take the next fork in the road. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • ja: 7/17(金) 13:00〜 おおいたネットあんしんセミナー& 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Mystery phrase is --- -F ------T- ---P---I---. Clue: all-or-none . 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @brookeeeee no not vegan. I dont eat red meat tho, or eat dairy. The vegan chocolate was a gift to my vegan friend. Lol 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @rarelady she's fine, she's been here or at work mostly 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @friedricenpasta I forgot to tell ya.....I haven't made a decision in years! I NEVER allow a Klondike Bar to drip, or melt.....have some soo 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @AngelaKHill its easy and it depends on ya motives when sendin celebs twits if its fa a one night stand or hatin then ya but just conv. or 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: A reblip from @T_Licious. . .Rock on, [Brother and/or Sister]. ♫ http://blip.fm/~9auer 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @myfabolouslife more or less - the concept is confusing, i suppose. 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: Dog, just punches clock, and bites and shakes coyotes neck till flimsy as that what we have sheep dog for, and they don't clock in or out 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @aestheticcxnt my room or urs 07/03/09 07:24am
  • en: @johnadeleon so you comin' or not? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: So 4th of July weekend could go one of 2 ways... suck or awesome? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: kick back 2nite @ dalonza house or whaaaaaaat??? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Hey @thefatboys am i going deaf, or is the sound on this broadcast too low???!!! (TheFatBoys live > http://ustre.am/2SMF) 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: to go get a 40oz or to not go get a 40oz. that is the question. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @mallorydanger i kno wasnt his last cartoon "corpse bride" or somethin but i herd that his "alice in wonderland" isnt commin out f 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @JustACraig YES I KNOW I DID. GO...SING OR SOMETHING. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: I don't care who or what you are, he who enters the pit and moshes with me shall be my brother/sister. That is my Metal Head Philosophy. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Both ways! RT @DYCKDOLAN: ...ANSWER THIS QUE?: Should men suggest how a woman should dress OR should women suggest how a man should dress. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Can we just have a day with no computers, no tTV's, or no cell phone's? Cherish the REAL meaning of spending quality time with people... 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @jazzy_gangsta im not sure check youtube or VH1 website 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @LADYDDUB_KPJ You laughin at me!! LOL!! Or with me?! LOL! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: My mom is watching carmen on tbn. Does anyone remember carmen? It's like a flash back of the 90s or something 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Don't really understand why ppl thing Debbie Rowe or whaterver her name is, needed to be included in MJ's will? It's ridiculous!! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @alatariel84 i was considering rereading it as well. have other books to read instead though. like book 4! get it or else! :p 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Who is the biger joke fuckin Zito or Farnsworth ? both are clowns but would have to say Zito.....What a complete FUCKIN FRAUD !!!!!!!!! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: ok shot of patron n between long islands....gonna be a loooonng or short night lol 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Grilled burgers and making Jamie watch The Wrath of Khan with me, or as we in the Nerd Biz call it, TWOK! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • '><a href="http://radiobeliever.tk/">http://radiobeliever.tk/</a>: Una vida con un talento que no inspiraba muerte 07/03/09 03:39am
  • no: @RubyRose1 Valium Babe!! lots & lots of valium or lots & lots of wine ;) 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: RT @nadeemd During silent treatment, who do you think suffers most the giver or the recipient? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Action on climate change: The massive job losses predicted by the mostly Republican opponents of this, or any, a.. http://u.mavrev.com/gwtu 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @binhog737 What would you rather clean up? Dog poop or throw up? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @patrickaxe omg dude I want to make brownies! or cake. or cupcakes. or cookies. or pie. ahahaha 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: our choreographer is crazy...or 12 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: FINALLY got my Mission: Insane tag! WOO~ I should be posting something either tonight or tomorrow, too, but it's depressing. ;-; 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Sitting at the British Airways gate at LAX... yawn... can't wait to get a cocktail (or 3) on the plane... 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: i did, and they look kind of boring. They're just plain grey or whatever, who cares? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: I've found my dream car. (until I change my mind in a day or two.) The Mercedes Benz G55. It looks v British to me. http://twurl.nl/izgswu 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: should a buy a blackberry world edition for $17 or the pink pearl for $46... is it worth spending an extra $29 just to have the camera? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @4JPS What's mean? Wait R U talking about my last tweet: women wising up about the dating scene or about desperate middle aged women 2 Robin 07/03/09 03:39am
  • es: @SUNWAYHAWAII tapas or tropics? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • sv: @prettygirlnicky Bad or Goos?? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Stereo Skyline! Im just shouting out random bands or singers or just songs i love :) 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Pink menno seems to be going overwhelmingly well. That, or Mennos are just too passive aggressive. Tomorrow is a big pink day! #pinkmenno 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @canicus the subscription model is already broken. a la carte is going to be an option whether they like it or not (just ask the cable co's) 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: ras g's 'cosmic tones for mental therapy' really therapeutic to my mental, or something. http://tr.im/qI36 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @fishscales Or if yall got an open for a feature let da dude Tripp handle it, bet it be some real shit aint nobody expectin.. curveball flow 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Ya know... its AMAZING how many people suddenly wont talk to you or be on your show if you make a joke about Grants Jacket. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Yum dinner (or was it lunch?) at Fire Island Grill with @badcub01 and @nobodycam 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: did u eva notice the ppl thats the most madd at the word is either broke or a hater not happy wit dey life need a come up 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @The_Leedog crap. sorry! haha. i didnt realize. We've been getting like, 4 or 5 of them a day! Like "@slash can you go back to GnRs!" Sorry! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @imnotkidding I'm not sure to take "Did you ever wish" rhetorically or literally, and wondering if it involves Disney. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: THinking about how packed the space in my paintings was and how I could take the opposite approach: no Bonnard or Pollack. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @justsimplyholly well, we didn't use the @'s or station name...and we'll keep on watchin' him! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: All Revv products are 100% NATURAL, Made in the USA, contain the superfood Wheatgrass! Try Revv wafers or Happy Girl today! www.getrevv.com 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: 21 more minutes and then we find out if I lose the internet or if I keep it for another day. D: 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @manton Is it truly a paid upgrade, or just a separate app? I can see the separate approach working great for games. Probably not for apps. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Just made a very flavourful #gfree...hockey puck. So is the joy of cooking w/out gluten or eggs - more like science experiments than baking. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Great! LA Lakers signed Ron Artest, or should I say, LA Lakers BUY another Phil Jackson Championship, cause they can't develop the talent. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: My brother and his son are in the Atlanta area. They may watch fireworks at Centennial Park. Any1 watched their fireworks show? Good or bad? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: #moonfruit is this like some sort of grape or something? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: I think it's hot when a girl has a nickname that sounds like a guy's name. Like Danny or Alex. :3 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @thebarmaiden Yes, probably or it could mean you use one half of your body more frequently than the other. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Creating a fanmix... for my own original fiction. Pathetic, or secretly genius? Oh well. My creative flow is all that matters when making it 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @thoward2009 I'm not @NickBarnett @ryangrant25 or @dannygokey but I'll be happy to RT your offer of $1000 for 1000 followers! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @OMGitsLexi you look fucking hot !! thank you for being my slave - i love it ☻ cleverly taken pic - no tits or pussy ☹ show me more fucker 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @Gr33nFairy Aww, ppl coming together, that's what gamestop is all about. Btw how's that new Call of Juarez or whatever? Is it crap? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @paisleyofficial To respond to someone, just put an @ in front of their name and respond. Or click the reply arrow on the right of the msg 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @shandelle as long as no one objects. You can connect your iPod to my TV or use my laptop. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Has an Amy Winehouse song stuck in my head. Why couldn't it be a Green Day one? Or Red Hot Chili Peppers? Sheesh... 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Is Zack and Miri, the most disappointing movie in the last five years, or am I drunk? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: nowadays u cant say i love to sing, ppl automactically wanna cut u down or think u wanna make money from it ppl r so cynical 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: wondering if teens who walk to/from school get in more trouble w/people in the house or ditching class to go home bc it's so close. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: aye S. BEEZY OR BREEZY i 4got ur nickname lol..but i dnt think its dat hot u can d0 betta bo0. Jus bein real =] 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Blame it on the ahahahchol never drunk text or drunk Tweet... or u can say blame it on theahahahchol Eeeee!!!!!!!! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @Jemison LOL IDK SOUNDED GOOD...OR U CAN LOOK AT IT AS NIGGAS NEED TO PULL THEIR SKIRTS DWN... FOCUS ON WRK MR. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @lukebenward um luke do u have a girlfriend or something? and why u yelling ur 14? jw 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @ColinPeters No, you need and an expressed ideology and a mental decline and child sex...or you just have to be a Kennedy. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Fireworks in your bedroom this year! Visit www.PartiesByAnne.com and take 20% off any order of $50 or more!! Expires July 4th at midnite! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: ...so any baseball tweeps, should I drop Jorge Posada, Chad Qualls or Joba Chamberlain in order to activate Joey Votto from the DL? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @jebni gotta love public transport for mixing it up a bit. Just think what you'd miss out on if you always travelled by car or bike. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: all my active followers are so kewl & funny. i dont like following ppl who say nothing OR talk about (unfunny) nonsense 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: ANYONE WANNA TRADE THEIR CHOCOLATE*, FLOUR*, TOMATO, SALAD, BEEF, BREAD AND BASIL? ;;) DM ME OR TRADE ME IN RC. xD PRETTY PLEASE? :o3 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: woot! pulling double shifts tonight, means i get to leave early friday or skip the day for tweetup & barcamp in auckland 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @katiachic is your name pronounced CAT-cha? or CAT-tee-yah? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: freight. Wake up America! We are being taxed into submission by the constant task of just trying to get ahead or at best, just to stay even, 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: yes or no? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @souljaboytellem ring look like purple kush, or purple skittles lmfao 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Amen! Unless I know you personally, if your feed is an auto-feed and/or you tweet about getting rich, I will unfollow you. (via @MilliGFunk) 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @Shethebestlls u a dumb bitch.. i live n da real world were just because all my friends been pregnant doesnt mean i have or ever will. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Ms Lily just came flying in2 computer area...does she want 2 go out or want me to bed cuddle w/her. Doubt she'll go out now/wait til 4a! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @JadeMoniquee or hey I met this nice guy, and he was on the BET awards hahaha 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: There's nothing time hasn't touched. Is it really him, or the loss of my innocence, I've been missing so much? ♫ http://blip.fm/~9aje9 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @vi_rox what's up with hyper crush? Rockin place or what? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @lillyj Or be 7 years old... 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @tonymatterhorn follow my cuzn @scribz ! ! Or me goin pinch u! 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Camping calls for a box wine...Black Box Chard or Merlot...both got medals in this year's CA State Fair Comp@WineTwits 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @opheliac14 Awesome c: Have you got a coloured one or just a plain one? c: 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: well i did wat i had to now its just two things be a good friend or try it out again? 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Ppl must be in the clubs 2nite..nobody tweetin or myspacin so I'm bout 2 lay it down...shoulda been gettin my PYT tat..;) 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: Damn, missed an increase on this Clapotis on the last row. To knit back 100 stitches, or not? HRMM. 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @seawindz I'm not a fan of skirted tables, unless it's a huge 48" round or a great table hiding the media components...but enjoy Eddie Ross 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @dbrewer80221 lol were any of em canasians or canindians? that would explain a lot 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @DanielleJanae I miss you too! Next week I'm gonna be in orlando tues-thurs. Soo thursday or friday night? I have to work this whole week 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: @rhouis what time is it there? And are youu texting or are u on ur laptop?? Watching csi :) 07/03/09 03:39am
  • en: It or leave it. It still won't change. Can't change the past. So I may have some white blood in me? Now that explains a lot. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @jason_barmore a muffuca whose neck you wanna slice? or see your children be bred and sent off or past off as white 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: "I hate when it rains" or "I wish this rain would stop". If it did...... how would we survive ? 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: going to see public enemies with @ goddess ...or is it @ princess. who knows. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: This 09FordFusionSE has 6 cup holders & I've always got a water, juice or soda near me so these should come N handy 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: #mw2 COPY AND PASTE THIS SO THEY GET IT)zombie mod(4 console!!!!!!(like pc,not W@W)(1 or 2 infected,they infect other,all with a time limit! 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: Understatement RT@JonesOnTheNBA:Man,unless Arizas agent has a sign & trade or a deal with Toronto or Portland he really screwed this one up. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @TeresaHans ok...that's what I thought. Let me know if I need to bring clubs/or not. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @samfromwgtn depression or THE depression. Must be a huge demand on both at the moment. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @lacy289 right whats on ur mind or take one of the topic..(#urwashed #uknowudrunk) 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: I think after work tonight, imma come home and watch "The Dark Knight". That or "He's Just Not That Into You". Mhm mhm =] 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @nhmagpie You better go catch him or else there will be nobody to force feed the dinner you slaved over. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @themattmitchell. With or without the ponytail, yours I mean ;-) 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @SexiPeaches lol It's like some miniseries or something, was wondering if anyone knew what it was about. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: RT @StandingFirmCM: RT @worldprayr: RT @MiraLessThan3sU: Please pray 4 my mom. she's having a heart attack or a stroke or something... i ... 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @jenxstudios wait what are you coming to baltimore for or is this a connecting flight 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: Worked, worked out, ran, went to the store ...what else can I do before they get here, or while they're here?! :) 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @oliiscute13 oh the norm just sitting in the car with you...not like you didn't know that or anything. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: Why is the only reason I could possibly go to OU b/c I play Ftball or Bball...it was funny, but when its the third time in 2 days...I'm mad. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: I say standing in line... RT @MrGobert Random Observersation: Do you say standing "in line" or standing "on line"? 07/03/09 12:03am
  • '>: Ha. Don't raid minibar! There goes your yearly salary! Go to 7-11 (9th & J). More restaurants: Monsoon Indian @ 729 4th or 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @amyfayad i dont think einstein died from sience or solving a problem, i think he died trying to convince women thats what killed him ha ha 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: " 'cause i want it all or nothing at all. theres nowhere left to fall when you reach the bottom, its now or never. " 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: i'll only give up the Myspace and AIM, Nope It take time to get the MSN and you gotta be fam or something to get my number 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: We are all free to allow Well-Being to flow to us & through us, or we can pinch it off. It is our call – every time. ~ #Abraham #LOA 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @MissExclusive can you ask him which he likes better - singing or acting and why?? thanks! 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: still at laguardia and will be 4 at least 2 more hours. Flying today has been worse than any thanksgiving or Christmas out of NY I've seen 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: RT @vegansaurus: write us in for best blog in the veggie awards OR ELSE DO IT NOW http://vegansaurus.com/post/133654565 um, i mean please. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: Sleep or no sleep..that is the q.Pro's-big nite 2nite-don't wanna cark it early.Cons-beaut day outside/I'm now on hols/not tired/lots 2 do.. 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @davidaprice Selective amnesia or blissful ignorance on those issues. ;) 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: @kzteyon we should write a song together! (: I can write the music and you the lyrics. Or we could do both things... Don't you think? 07/03/09 12:03am
  • en: How do online customer service departments decide which email to reply to? Do they hold a lottery or something? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: writing w| no topic is like a computer w| no internet or cake w| no icing or a married couple w| no ring. feel me? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @InteriorIcon Was just checking out your site, amazing. That plum/cognac paint...I want to lick it or something! LOL 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @NewsInHouston can u guys reply back or do u just send stuff? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @evkh Every movie she's been in has been a horror movie. Or was that horrific? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @SamLaMore helllooo are u perhaps playing at coogee next wknd or is it the arthouse?? :):) 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @JonathanRKnight Any chance you'd give a fan a call who wasn't able 2 b a part of the hype,decades ago or this time around? I'm crying 2! :) 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Are we meant to be, or are we meant to leave? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Idk if i should watch forgetting sarah marshall or horton hears a who 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @chelseabeez amen. his dad's a wimp sometimes. too bad he's been really nice to me, or i'd be all "WTF" up in his grill. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: In times of confusion or chaos it is best to Let Go and Let God! HE can do all things but fail...Living life with prayer and faith! 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Maybe Cavs should have put off Shaq presser until after they landed ONE free agent? No Artest. No CV31. Probably no Ariza or Sheed. Great. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Lady behind me on plane is hyperventilating hope she don't vomit on me or on the plane 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: #urwashed if u one of them chicks who agreed to do Drakes video.. So Bitch u Dont Mind Bein A Bimbo?? Bitches Aint EVen Bust A Move Or 2!!! 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: kinda bored...debating on renting a movie or cleaning....hmmmm 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @mmvance ahh there you are wrong, he CREATED a culture. Obama is a charismatic leader who has no unique movement or culture he rose out of 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: hmmm how on earth do you write a good cv?! i don't think i'm ready for the real world yet, another yr or 2 in my own world would be nice.. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: I would like to hear about your experience with SWF East. Support, sales, etc. Good or bad I'd like to hear about it. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @greggrosenthal If I already own Chris Johnson and Pierre Thomas should I grab Turner or Fitz??.... 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @shady190 yo ur daughter is cute she got mad big yo u heard cavs trying to get ron artest or trva ariaza what u think? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Ok. My 5 yr. old son says I can't watch my shows. He always calls my soaps the news or Nancy Grace! 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Call for artists: photographers; theme obsession; nothing crass or grotesque; send me the link to your portfolio; must have photo element 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: RT @estrain69: David Lee: u leave town 2nite, rite now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or u be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: also, Dah's doc apt. went swimmingly. And, once again, it's pour out. I think that's all I've got or now. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @LukeWMangan Did anyone recommend Melisse or Providence? I've got a VAustralia layover that I'm looking to compliment with an LA meal too! 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Does your mom business or blog need exposure, traffic, or reviews? List with Mom Made That! and get noticed! http://short.to/hjbq 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: #PLEASESTOP MAKING YO TWITTER NAME T BABY OR YUNGMONEYTAZ... IF YO BIRTH NAME IZ THEODORE OR THADIEUS LOL 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Pet tip for fireworks: Leave a TV or radio on for some noise. It will help drown out some nosie and help your pet feel like you ae home. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: I'll blame it on Fogo De Chao in Beverly Hills, it's their fault I ate too much. Now I need a nap, or a run around the block. I choose a nap 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @daybreak1012 you betcha!!! Definitely getting a Dole Whip (or two). LOL!! 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: More Disturbing - Traverse City importing cherries or Michigan importing prisoners? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: I may or may not have had my 3rd Margarita...... 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: What is the point of making a song that can't be played on radio or tv? Birdman's "Always Strapped" is an epic fail. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @GregMitch it's like when Scorpio asks Homer his least favorite, Italy or France. Homer:France. Scorpio: Heh. Nobody ever says Italy. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @sternumarmour33 Breakfast or other diner food? :-) 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: If you're looking 2 trim it down, tone it up or tune it in..take Colleen's fitness kickboxing class @ FFC-common.. http://tinyurl.com/kuqrrc 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @jason_mesnick A Statue of Liberty tshirt or something like that?Maybe? Or a Mets jersey or something? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Leah: Or "Why don't you write a sequel to such and such." 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @PrettyyBabyy I got u, and nah not this time... Or I won't be in there! Lol 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: No tv, no internet, no confidence, and tears. My house just turned into prison or hell. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: should now focus on French or forget about it 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @mikelikes2party HA that is so funny, i wonder if its his or his wifes, don't kno wich one is worse 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: should i stay or should i go?? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: 1hr until so you think you can dance! leaving for RI in the morning and coming back pretty early(sunday or monday) 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @KierstaH what, in concert? or on facebook? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @PaulMcGwinn Nah was working for some investment banks or something. Seems to have his own business doing something boring 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @Azeleen ;) i guess so, bad feeling to be left out. dont worry they dont talk bad or anything :D - horm. mix? u pregnant? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @JazzRen and @RayChanel making a blogspot or just you? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Good to know from such kind people who only have the guts to say something behind fake profiles or mobs of followers. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: RT: @JulieFBT What can you get FREE (or discounted) for your birthday? Visit www.freebirthdaytreats.com to find out! 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: No new episodes of royal pains or burn notice, well thank you very much assholes. It's still the weekday, and not yet the 4th of july. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Blackberry or I-phone? Or something else? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @kevinaom Did you watch the show? or just John Stewart. Beck never wished an attack, but feared that is the only thing that can unite us! 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @tammys Sather track record with his own free agents as he has repeated traded those who dared to hold out or not kissed his ring 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: ron artest going to tha lakers wow who they giving up my twigga @tariza or L odom??? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @suryxlovee Oh? I seem to recall you mentioned @ twitter you are going off 1 july. or is it 16 july?! 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @Snowshadow how so? Do u prefer the BB or iphone? I have the BB, hubby has iphone. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Updating my Web page with Caribbean cruises for $250.00 pp or Alaskan cruises starting at $349.00 pp. How can you not cruise at this price. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @mattwilkins So Twitter got better and it's not getting the praises?? (or I missed them) 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Venice is unusual city; Except for trains, no other wheeled vehicles, not even cycle. To get around the city one has to walk, swim or pedal. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @EmaCartoon But gay vs. not wanting a baby is not a realistic comparison. I can't wear a condom or chose abstinence to prevent being gay. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: There really is no in-between with classic text. ex: tao te ching can either be the most boring or enlightening thing ever written. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: @jamslamy haha ok! you guys coming in tonight??? well find somewhere to chill or something haha 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: #mw2 do uthink the iceaxe will be used in MP to climb certain places others cant (to snipe)or maybe be used for shortcuts in certain places? 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: Unless you live in the mountains or the 70s, growing a beard is not cool. 07/03/09 12:02am
  • en: #urwashed -iF u g0t a DiSpLay NaMe LiKe; SEXYMAMA; CUTIEPIE; oR PRETTYWOMEN -wEn iT SHOULD BE >UGLYBETTY!< 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: on the road. Florida or bust! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: what you mean? @Lmrpro like my life situation, or music? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @KarenJoelover Marangellys but my nickname is Mange or Mangie . im guessing yours is Karen lol 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @wwwbigbaldhead Holy shit. Is that for Meskada or something else? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Declaration: by this time next year, I will have set up my own business. Hopefully sooner. Question: or is it better to just stay freelance? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: always listen to your heart or u'll regret later .. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @lindsayglodowsk Were you back-to-back champs this past Tuesday in this infamous Thong Contest?! Or someone steal your glory for 1 night?! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @tomandmary Love the honesty...Personally, I don't think it works for anyone except people in ultra niche, or well known. The Ice Man Cometh 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: "I wonder what there are more of; stars in the sky or shards of the Shikon jewel." ~Shippou : Inuyasha 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Intrstng point cntr point RT @MichaelMcCurry Shld mtngs be embracing Twitter or looking past it . http://tinyurl.com/n3rlzz #eventprofs 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Manage Twitter on Your Desktop With Spaz--Or Do It Better With ... http://tinyurl.com/nszkba 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Omg.. shut me up somebody... or better shoot .. I've reached the last level of madness.. bye bye my mind I'm gonna miss ya xD 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @Busymom What do you mean he can't make them function? He may want to try something like Teva's or Chacco's. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: either your ridin or your dyin cuase we're swingin iron 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @Nadiart "i dont Nsult u or make shitty comments about ur abilities"thats a load of pure BS.Ur comments ooze insulting drivel #tcot 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @Madbacker57 I cant wait to see u as the featured backer this year. I am predicting that u will lead the D and teach Gholston a thing or 2 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: "i guess that's good because the bulk of us here have some form of HPPD, or stare directly into the sun on mushrooms" 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @xpureirishx @A_Conway Alot of people can't see it yet she's online in 7mins or something..this is so confusing!!! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: is it off or is it on? I guess you'd have to ask my lawyer... 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Not going to ask about, look up, or wonder what all this "fruit" stuff is about. Seems like marketing hoopla to me. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Just got done working out and swimming with Jenna, Lisa, and Hallie. Now going to starbucks or something fun :) 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: where should i go for jamaican or cayman island 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Hmmm....To be or not to be is that the Question? Hell no! Question is This College or that College that is the question...... 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: I'm almost done with Pretties but i have no car or money so I can't go and buy Specials. I'm putting off reading so I don't have to wait. D: 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: #urwashed if u still wearin 2xl or 3xl tees wit size 40 jeans and u only weigh abput 120 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/93a9i There is some kind of Harajuku girl convention in my hotel. or a Girl Scout convention! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @MagnumDollars sometime in July. I'm gonna tentatively set the date for the 13th or 20th. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @ImUrFavoriteGrl Drunk ass go to El Azteca on ponce or Tin Lizzies in Buckhead 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Bike Tip of the Day: Tired of worrying about theft of wheels or seat? Get anti-theft skewers -- secure 'em under lock + key stems. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: I'm just getting more and more pissed off by the second. I'm going to just put the iPod in my ears and write. Or at least ignore them. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @BIGGC_ to what.. me getting a kickin or you not getting my stuff 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: RT @Ali_Sweeney: Driving to BL. Stuck intraffic. Loving my iPhone!~Did you get the new one the 3GS or do u have the 3G??? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @MGiraudOfficial Matt, who is more into fashion? You or Adam? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: [New #Greenwala Blog Added] MillerCoors Recycles or Reuses 98% of Brewery Waste http://twurl.nl/6tzvza 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Don't disregard gabbage au gratin...or maybe u should? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @KRNorwood Yeah but I heard it's really honest when it comes to telling guys how good or bad at pushups they are. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Why do businesses send me only bills? It would be nice if occasionally VISA or Qwest said "Hey, Lisa" or invited me to a BBQ or something. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: south beach or palm beach?? decisions, decisions... 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @miss_lumina_s Most likely that's what I'm gonna end up with. Running shoes or barefoot...I prefer the shoes. ;-) 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @PUSHTHATNATION Cool, but do u have a number i can hit u up on or sumthing bout that 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @FreddyAdu11 "the whiz kid" or "much adu about scoring". 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @lomantik wahh healthy lifestyle or wat??!?!! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: And is it all day or jus after 5? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @bellabijou cool blog!!! are those mandrels round or shaped like a cuff? http://tinyurl.com/nmc7fv 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @JewelryByMignon - Very true. Although I wonder how they get any followers at all w/o updates, bio, OR link. Will they spam me with P%$n? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • nl: yyyeeeaaaaahhhh we trap or die nicca!!!!! lol 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @Sugaluxe hey! man i lost count but it should be like 21 days or so. the 29th! you coming down? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Ok--think I'm caught up on Tweets now lol. Trying to decide if I want to cross stitch or embroider faces tonight. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @MisJaide yea, guess sparklingparis, or whatever her name is put a battery in his back, better yet bleach on his mind lol 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @mrtnclzd quotes or passages I like or unknown words to look up 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Hey @ddlovato If you just answer me one question, or just say my name, it's fine for me (#DemiLovatoLive live > http://ustre.am/3Kss) 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/93acu - Has anyone else heard of hot Dr Pepper with lemon juice as a cure for a sore throat or is my family just weird? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: #urwashed if u neva had a uncle or a cuzin that loves 2 steal stuff in da crib black people 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: RT@Gymjunkies:If ur benchpress is bigger than ur squat or deadlift you are a step away frm a major injury and/or decline in performance. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Lol "twatter" instead of twitter. Or titter. My brother and dad are funny as shit. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @THE_REAL_SHAQ The Shaqalier! It works! Or the Shaq Erie Monster! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: anyhow, just glad I'm single. relationships are WAY too much work for way too little increase of happiness or profits 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: the definition of talent just blew my mind: a unit of value equal to the value of gold or silver. How very capitalistic Webster. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: how nice after debbie rowe said shes a bad mother and her animals are her babies now shes undecided weather or not to take custody goldigger 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @mynameisreyrey ive heard its nothing. i heard u get a free macbook or somethin depending on how good of a sentence u write with it in it 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: i'd like to be in some club or pub right now... even if there's no Killers there :) 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Want to write, or just hang out with writers? We're still hanging out in Daysprints. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: #DemiLovatoLive @ddlovato are you coming to Australia or New Zealand anytime? Me and my sisters LOVE your music =) 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: RT @mizzle: Dear Real Estate Agents: PLEASE have a prominent "Contact Me" link on your website and/or blog! ... Y'all driving me crazy! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: If smoking is so vital to bars, why haven't they proposed a "smoking permit" and agree to measurable air quality standards, or face fines? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @rentedmule u need 2 borrow the canoe & or kayak? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @FINALLEVEL ice or u follow me n i just email u back polo 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: As soon as we are done with post production I will send the funny or die link for all to get a great laugh to start your 4th of July weekend 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: No , not now lol, ill txt u after k? On ur iphone or blackberry XD? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @KyleHorner Really? No love for the Aion? You having graphical or operating system problems? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @Kenyanpoet Oh no! Has it been completely cancelled or just postponed? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @bunny_gurrl not sure...to live or visit? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: i dont know what's worse, walking around WITH a bra, or without one #melo cause this heat is disgusting 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @jdcoffman hahah i could do a hundred work or internet related things but i need escaaaaaaaaaaaape! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @caitlinmoran stop writing better than me or I'll come over and push back your cuticles with a Flymo Strimmer. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: ended at da bank 3x's w.no withdraws or depos...da bank guard sho is fyn! LoL 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Last week or so this is the last thing I do before sleep. Take a picture of my beautiful view. <3 http://mypict.me/7cLq 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @IOAmegan I'm heading down to Bend OR. Should be a nice drive and some fun! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @FrankMaresca @BeckyBuckwild Ya'll fighting for real or for publicity? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Love SYTYCD, but is it a coincidence the "naughty ballerina" got the first classical ballet routine of the series, or is this rigged? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @SookieBonTemps hahahaha Harry Potter or something worse. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • '>: Alien life form or worm colony? 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: after you have driven for 8 or nine hours on a bus that holds 200 or so people going and coming.... 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @Rashadsoze7 what u got goin on 2day? u havin 21 questions or sumthin? dont let me ask nuthin b/c i tend to get rated-r! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Putting together a comparison form, if you work at RMax, KW, Connect or Avalar, and are willing to tell me how your program works-lets share 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @TheStephanieE lmao that wasn't somehing I shared with her!and still even out of anger you don't say those stuff or just don't update 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @Sabserab86 maybe i will make myself green or... andorian! or vulcan! haha i don't know! 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @beelay yeah I am really shocked. Thought he was going to Stoke or Hull ffs. Fergie is cracking after getting absolutely rinsed by Real. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: @THEONE_ sounds g!!! btw; please change your dogs name. i feel bad for it mickey?! change it to Ronald or Bingo. 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: RT @BCEssentials: Feeling sore? Sign up for a free 20 min session with a Rolfer, physical therapist, or acupuncturist? July 16 6-8pm 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Whatever you can do, or dream you can, BEGIN it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. ~Goethe (via @AuthenticStyle) 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: u in middle i respect u2much 2 ever do that2u or any1 4care about nor would i ever btray any 1trusts im me tc!b good2uself;) 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Or more like using it for their transitions, haha 07/02/09 11:09pm
  • en: Thinking I should start a fast food blog so that I no longer feel the need to tweet about everything I eat! Or maybe a soda blog...mmm soda 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: WheN FeMales AiNt Lie BouT Dey PeRioD Or NoT HaViN MoNey #GoodTimes 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: Subway or Wendy's? Decisions, decisions. 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: @MIDNITE09 or stuck @ my house 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: @TheHobbyRoom Nice shop. Good luck. If you ever need a new banner or more great stuff for your place visit http://bannersrus.etsy.com. 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: Ive decided that ETOH no longer stands for aclohol. Now it stands for Extremely Trashed Or Hammered 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: @jfpoole Reply spam or followers? Heaven forbid you mention CLOUD SEO TWITTER or well near any English word. 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: Peeps are awful quiet today. Everyone getting an early jump on the 4th or really working hard to make up for being off tomorrow?+ 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: Listen eggheads if u meetin up with or tryna hit me. Text or call me don't hit me on twitter and get mad if I never reply u deserve a gill 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: Fuck It. Rock KC Mixtape right here... Stream or DL, share or keep to yourself. Enjoy! http://soundcloud.com/djtagg/rockkc 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: Just for the record don't use kgb kgb for mobile answers! They charge 99 cents for each question. Use ChaCha or Mosio for free! 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: @nicolewilson You are so sweet. What are you reading? Or should I even ask? 07/02/09 07:22pm
  • en: @ryancarson The thing is, like in airports or cars - when it comes to security, the 'show' is just as important sometimes. 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: or three if you will. the trinity. 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: @kwbridge LOL. I agree! Michael Moore in Sicko pointed that out also (despite whether you agree w that movie or not) 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: @crazyjohnkerecz Good quotes. How are you today, my friend. It's going to be a hot one in Portland, OR. 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: @gregbond Are we trying to win a contest or simply discussing a Trending Topic that has surpassed MJ, Jeff Goldblum & Wimbledon ? #moonfruit 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: @sahiraa hehe I wanna catch it too. I think its 20th august or so. 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: @Anna_Theresa yooo ichat today? or wat? were slacking 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: So I Dont Know If Im Going To North Carolina Or Not, Lovely. 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: @fbazile is it just me or did not one of those girls not have on a brassiare? All the guys in my office LOVED IT! (Not saying much . . . ) 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: It is important to resolve trauma because 3rd stage PTSD often involves diseases of the nervous, endocrine, immune, or skeletal system 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: @KimKardashian what kinda workout? is it just kuz its swimsuit season or u no jus spur of the moment kinda thing 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: Win7 Family Pack for 3 $189, or 3 Win7 licences for $150.. hm let's see.. how is the Pack a good deal? http://tinyurl.com/nbjf37 07/02/09 04:22pm
  • en: @LaurieBailey "TERM LIMITS .. TERM LIMITS .. TERM LIMITS" ...or... "JOIN THE CONSERVATIVE CONSTITUTION PARTY" 07/02/09 12:23pm
  • en: MJ's death:manslaughter, suicide, or just blown out of proportion by the media? 07/02/09 12:23pm
  • en: Note for men (or boys since MEN should know this already): "hey gorgeous nice ass" is not a turn on. Especially at 8:20 am. Come on now! 07/02/09 12:23pm
  • en: Are you worried about burglary, Chain a vicious dog to everything of value or buy a police car and park it in your drive.http://is.gd/18C6P 07/02/09 12:23pm
  • en: @JustShyann You gotta take it the same time every day or youll have a baby #moonfruit 07/02/09 12:23pm
  • en: ...cigarettes, a flashlight, and a stack of c-notes can also go a long way, or so I'm told... 07/02/09 12:23pm
  • en: Is there anything even remotely as good as TextMate for Windows? I can't decide whether I hate gvim, textpad, or jedit more. 07/02/09 12:23pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/913xp - i changed my mind, i love truth or dare. xDD 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: Ever get an urge to do a feel-good deed only to hesitate cause to do so would make you feel embarrassed or conspicuous? Go ahead anyways. 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: @margaretjordan An electric fence keeps them away. or so I recall from the book.... 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: I cannot stand multi culturalism. love me or hate me 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: If I fell off the face of the planet, would anyone even notice... or care?: If I fell off the face of the planet, would anyone even notic.. 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: I would trade in any exotic holiday if I could have a cat (or another animal friend like a bunny or so) 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: #mrsslocombespussy Just in case you forgot or haven't seen in a while YouTube http://ow.ly/glcG 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: @drcongo You are meant to enjoy it because you are in your own car and not sharing with others or on public transport. 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: @andremartin Do you know what you will order at Jollibee? we ususally order Champ or TLC .. 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: I'll be in mourning for a day or so... Karl Malden has passed away. I'll be watching some of his 50 films. Most were in black and white. 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: Well, I notice DB has stopped trying to kill me. That or Spymaster has just given up telling me about it. 07/02/09 09:20am
  • '>: Today's fashion has an equally balance. What say U? 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: By the sounds of it, I can never tell if my neighbors are having sex or torturing small woodland creatures. 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: @greenred123 he he. is the quiet version better or worse though? ;) 07/02/09 09:20am
  • en: Please don't try and say #fannypacks in the UK. It'll get you laughed at or slapped. It's bum bags!